I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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