So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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