If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I have post one night stand depression
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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