we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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