why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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