carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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