Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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