he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
