everyone is single if you try hard enough
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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