i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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