yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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