no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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