he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
we should paint friendship bongs
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