It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Found the puke drawer
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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