guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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