we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
