i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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