Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
All I want is dick and wine.
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