woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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