Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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