We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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