just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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