new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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