i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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