then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Oh god it's open bar.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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