Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Randomize
