Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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