You made me cry and you don't even care
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Everything about him screamed your future.
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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