People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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