i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
she peed on how many people?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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