I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
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no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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