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(330): View more from Ohio

what are you wearing?

(703): View more from Virginia

Just my guilt

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(630): View more from Illinois

why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?

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(317): View more from Indiana

i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants

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(860): View more from Connecticut

New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?

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(419): View more from Ohio

I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality

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I'm a gorgeous hot mess

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.

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