I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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