After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I am available for nakedness
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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