butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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