I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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