Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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