So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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