i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
It's shark week go big or go home
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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