Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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