Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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