So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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