I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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