Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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