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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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