There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
This is the high leading the old right now
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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