Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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