the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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