i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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