we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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