But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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