Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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