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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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