Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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